Sou my dear readers of the weekly Kaipost XD big big sry, but you go the extra on Livejournal Do you needed to get my weird comic effusions to read, but it seems to me this week is not possible to provide the Short News on Mexx, because the time is displaced slightly. And that is full of something way better than Short News XD
them apart reads probably not eh XD naja
comments are always welcome as desired. Let me hear what you think, if you my trash for things XD
Unfortunately, for me at school locked mexx because I Posa little girl is the only way there and I am indeed of the many demanding tasks, like playing Counter Strike and Sonic tö ; leaving th distracted. Yes Yes PÖÖSÄÄÄS Kai * * nicku
How good it is e .. 'm so sick and send my own, just because the school twilight ... ano ~
MATTER!
So then it goes to the news:
First, I hope you had a great weekend, and now coming back to the full seriousness the world. What has been going on, what moves people and above all ... what not ^ ^
The first big headline today is: The creator of the Döner Kebab is dead! Uuuuuh [wtf?]
Mehmet Aygün was the man who in 1972 arrived in Berlin on the idea of serving the doner not on a plate of rice and sauce, but in a flat bread stuffing. Thus he created in Germany a new fast-food version.
early age of 16 had begun Aygün, Döner for sale in a snack. His training was completed successfully Fleischer AB. Now he died at the age of 87 years in Berlin in a nursing home. His
Doner Kebab, but will probably entice many more years of the nation to controversial discussions.
The great invention of the doner ... Yes one thing that the fast food chain moves and has boosted the economy. and now the man is dead and survived even his child, the animal would Döner! Geile info, many thanks to the writer link for this post XD And yet somehow superfluous ... finds it not?
Tasteless: one-euro jobs only for weight
with the offer "one-euro jobs for thickness" exceeds the Job Center Flensburg the boundaries of bad taste for Hartz-IV-applicants.
spokesman unemployed Forum Germany, Martin Behr Sing criticized that of all obese Billigstarbeiter it also will create a fitness circuit and raises the Flensburg authority jurisdictional disputes. "Drive out health problems with work,"
is clearly the wrong way, the message of the unemployed forum spokesman.
I let it at that ....
Blu-ray notebook 699 Euro at Aldi
From 19.01.2009 Aldi will offer its 17 "notebook with a Blu-Ray drive.
Equipped with two 2.16 GHz Dual Core processors times, three gigabytes of DDR2 RAM, Vista Home Premium and an NVIDIA GeForce 9500M GS (512 MB) including HDMI output is, the notebook at the start.
Also present: A 1.3 megapixel Webcam, Card Reader, 9 cell battery and a 320 GB hard drive.
lol Aldi 4 president!
And so we also have something from Japan:
Japan: tradition at New Year - only men in diapers in the water
Following a traditional custom each year to a Japanese New Year celebration, only men allowed.
It has to be wearing diapers with a shrine to carry through the water.
The traditional customs take place on the beach in the area of Katase Higashi place in ice-cold water.
Note: the diapers are traditional loincloths, the author of the contribution made Murx, but has nonetheless provided a Schmuzneln XD
food: love play caused a major police operation
In Essen ( North Rhine-Westphalia) was informed by a local resident on Saturday, the police, because they come from the neighboring apartment had heard screams and sighs.
The police marched with two vehicles from using the blue light and siren.
arrived at the scene put out the police that it was not a crime, but a hot sex play. "It was not about domestic violence, but domestic love," according to police.
What would the world not everything is interested. People fucking is good! The
have to make due lovers always a riot was, but finally, the snowmen already so * roll *
too cool * rofl *
Seniors train the "final" cane-whipped
In Germany self-defense classes were launched, in which seniors can learn in specially designed training sessions for them to defend themselves successfully by means of an umbrella or walking stick.
company offers the following courses throughout the Federal Republic where at least 20 people show interest and sign up. It is organized by senior land GmbH, which aims to increase this program's self-confidence of older people.
people aged 50 and over can learn there how to stand with an umbrella or walking stick against knife attacks and where the sensitive points on the body are to make someone incapable of fighting.
So if you get attacked the next time, grandma calls that will help you XD
I ever tell in advance, I get so good that finds the self-defense classes. The poor people can not even defend himself, although when I think of the aggro grannies who sit in the bus and sometimes threaten to enter if they can not immediately ....
the real market: men urinating in coffee pot and put it back on the shelf
A curious incident occurred in a real market Wuppertal: A man performed his needs here in a coffee pot from the housewares department. The full can then put it back on the shelf.
But this was not the only thing that had hired the man. He had torn a headphone packaging and listeners later thrown back on the shelf, because this is not compatible with his MP3 player was. He also had marijuana there.
A detective had detained the 26-year-old man because he had originally held for a shoplifter. Only then did this mess come to light.
How disgusting is that for ?????
Some have already likes XD
Australia: New animal species, 3,000 meters deep in the sea tracked
A team of Australian and American researchers have discovered deep-sea biologists and off the Australian coast in 3,000 meters depth of new animal and plant species. Among them were
spiders with about 30 centimeters in size, which apparently do not seem to be associated with spiders in the country relatives. Even a gigantic carpet anemone with its purple points in 3,500 meters deep impression on the researchers.
50 centimeters wide sea squirts surprised but the biologists, for instead of their fellow creatures, which filter food from the water, they caught in these Deep fish. Actually, the researchers wanted to analyze ancient coral fossils, but found only a few copies.
Findsch cool .... Have not found any pictures, so I'd like to once interested.
but the 30 cm large spider I must net ham XD
DISGUSTING!
Then we come back to our beloved jungle camp
As a "reporter has already written, it is called" the I collected in a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here "But why one hardly knows someone like this, when the stars are XDDD
Jungle Camp - Complete with dirty toilet droppings - was Nobody wants to be uuuuuuh jungle camp members
Posa The toilet in the jungle camp yesterday was completely smeared with mud and you could not figure out who was the culprit.
Peter Bond is the opinion of Lorielle London the prime suspect since it informed her that there was no toilet paper more on the quiet village.
However, he said that he had only urinated on the toilet. Now Peter Bond is out of the audience were selected.
INTERESTED BUT NOT A PIG!
deserve so much the celebrities in the jungle camp
"I'm a Celebrity - Get Me Out of Here" is currently in its fourth season on RTL.
goal of the show to win the favor of the audience, and as long as possible is to stay in the camp, causing the winner to the "King of the Jungle" is. The camp residents receive from the sender a fee for participation. For the trouble in the camp received the celebrities 20000-60000 €.
The fee is quartered. Half of it before the show is off and the rest afterwards. Who gives up first loses his remaining salary. According Contract, the celebrities from all his rights to his image and voice to the production team.
Ey for the bissl to make the fruit and eggs and swings, is that a lot of ash XD
Hey I'll open my own jungle camp. Back in my yard looking aufn, NEN still sponsor!
Ex-porn star Peter Bond had to eat crocodile penis
Yesterday, the ex-host of fortune had again to the jungle-examination. In the jungle picnic he ate fish eyes, locusts and a crocodile penis.
the first time he took all ten stars - but only because Mr Nico tail vigorously cheered him.
Actually wanted Peter schon viel früher aufgeben.
Ja und Känguruhoden sind ja wohl mindestens genauso eklig, selber Schuld wenn er sich freiwillig bei dem Mist anmeldet
Dschungel-Transe Lorielle London: So läuft die anstehende Penis-Operation
In der gestrigen Folge des RTL-Dschungel-Camps hat Ex-DSDS-Kandidat Lorielle London erklärt, dass nach der Sendung sein Operations-Marathon weitergehe.
Die Ärzte hätten es dann in erster Linie mit seinem Geschlechtsteil zu tun, aus dem eine weibliche Vagina geformt werden solle.
Ob er damit allein seinem großen Kinderwunsch näher komme, sei ihm allerdings still unclear. However, he wanted children very much, the jungle king candidate.
Thanks for the info .. still something meaningless information that some important information is pushed out of my head is!
how it was then first of me. I would be interested in who sometimes comes to the end XDDD
Sayonara
Kai from the bush
